tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74852372841270318022024-03-13T15:41:57.064-07:00sideeffectsincludewhatnow.-blogspot-com/Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.comBlogger97125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-86280369382528189752017-08-07T05:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:47.582-08:0097. It steals your future.Billionaire <a href="http://archive.fortune.com/2010/06/15/news/newsmakers/Warren_Buffett_Pledge_Letter.fortune/index.htm">Warren Buffet</a> attributes his wealth to “a combination of living in America, some lucky genes, and compound interest.” With savings and time, <i>anyone</i> can benefit from compound interest. Its effects are extraordinary. As investor <a href="http://jlcollinsnh.com/manifesto/">JL Collins</a> explains, “you’ll wind up rich” and “not just in money” if you simply <i>spend less than you earn, invest the surplus, </i>and <i>avoid debt</i>. Of course, money that you save when you are young has more time to grow than money that you save later. That is why it is so important to start saving money as soon as possible. You may not be thinking about saving for retirement right now, but you should be, because retirement pensions have largely <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/30/magazine/the-end-of-pensions.html">disappeared</a>. You will probably depend on your savings someday. Life is expensive. Unfortunately, graduate students are much more likely to go into debt than to save money. This brings us back to <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/1-smart-people-are-somewhere-else.html">Reason 1</a>.<br /><br />There is an adage: “He who understands compound interest will earn it; he who does not will pay it.” If you borrow money in the form of a student loan, you are obligated to pay back every penny that you borrowed <i>plus</i> interest. If you manage to stay out of debt, in graduate school you are still not earning a proper salary at a time in your life when saving money could do you <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/compound-interest-retirement-funds-2014-3">tremendous</a> good. Worse, you are entering a profession for which there is a long period of apprenticeship (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/4-it-takes-long-time-to-finish.html">Reason 4</a>), in which jobs are scarce (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/8-there-are-very-few-jobs.html">Reason 8</a>), and in which highly trained people do extremely low-paying work (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/14-adjuncthood-awaits.html">Reason 14</a>). Your wise friends outside of academe will have built up a nest egg before your academic career has even started (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/07/63-your-friends-pass-you-by.html">Reason 63</a>). There is a perception that graduate school leads to a better life, but working, saving, and building wealth while you are young is a much more reliable route to success. Just remember to spend less than you earn.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cIRa2h165H4/WYABA0raCQI/AAAAAAAAAek/vcTqnqlyXGAUW_kCo6y95yS-zVOKLf5ugCLcBGAs/s1600/Sir-Neville-Wilkenson-on-the-Steps-of-a-Venetian-Palazzo_John-Singer-Sargent_1905.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1143" height="320" src="https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cIRa2h165H4/WYABA0raCQI/AAAAAAAAAek/vcTqnqlyXGAUW_kCo6y95yS-zVOKLf5ugCLcBGAs/s320/Sir-Neville-Wilkenson-on-the-Steps-of-a-Venetian-Palazzo_John-Singer-Sargent_1905.jpg" width="228" /></a></div><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-81478526762911413682016-08-15T18:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:47.972-08:0096. Degrees go stale.One of the cruelest twists on the arduous path through graduate school comes at the very end. As soon as you finish a doctoral program that took perhaps a decade to complete (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/4-it-takes-long-time-to-finish.html">Reason 4</a>), your fresh degree begins to age… rapidly. Doctorates are like bread; they go stale. If you have a PhD that was awarded more than a couple of years ago, and you’re still looking for a tenure-track job, then you have what is called a “<a href="http://chronicle.com/article/Stale-PhDs-Need-Not-Apply/134516/">stale</a>” degree. In fact, if you do not have a tenure-track job within a year of finishing your PhD, then your chances of <i>ever</i> getting one begin to drop precipitously. Knowledge can become obsolete quickly, but that is not the issue here. The problem stems from the overproduction of PhDs (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-there-are-too-many-phds.html">Reason 55</a>). In an age when colleges receive <a href="https://chroniclevitae.com/news/1166-drowning-in-application-files">hundreds</a> of applications for one job opening, eliminating the stale PhDs from the pool of applicants is a simple way to cull the herd (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/8-there-are-very-few-jobs.html">Reason 8</a>). Hiring committees justify this by reasoning that if you haven’t been hired after multiple years on the job market, then there must be something wrong with you.<br /><br />Completing your PhD can actually put you at a disadvantage on the job market, because the best window of opportunity for securing an assistant professorship is in the months before your dissertation defense. This was among the <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/On-the-Academic-Job-Market/233683">findings</a> of the <i>Chronicle of Higher Education</i>’s <a href="http://jobtracker.chroniclevitae.com/">Academic JobTracker</a> project, a study of 2,500 tenure-track job searches from the 2013-14 academic year. (Incidentally, there is probably no better incentive to complete a PhD than the deadline that comes with a job offer. See <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/02/46-you-may-not-finish.html">Reason 46</a>.) The <i>Chronicle</i> study found that only 47 percent of the jobs in history, 35 percent of the jobs in communications/ media studies, and 27 percent of the jobs in composition/ rhetoric went to candidates with a PhD more than <i>one</i> year old. To discourage people with stale degrees from even bothering to apply, some job announcements now specify that applicants be “<a href="https://chroniclevitae.com/jobs/0000894908-01">new</a>” or “<a href="https://chroniclevitae.com/jobs/0000373361-01">recent</a>” PhD recipients. Keep in mind that working in a non-tenure track faculty position will not prevent your degree from going stale (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/14-adjuncthood-awaits.html">Reason 14</a>). No matter how much professional experience you accumulate after completing your doctorate, your toughest competition for academic jobs will always come from the endless supply of fresh and relatively inexperienced PhDs and ABDs (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/04/81-comprehensive-exams.html">Reason 81</a>) who enter the job market after you. In academe, experience can work against you.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lnWFBGkfgdw/V7Ggnr1dLiI/AAAAAAAAAdc/JOLApw3XaL8Z8rPO2FkF-xesKY52V2elwCLcB/s1600/Christian-Krohg_Woman-Cutting-Bread_1879.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lnWFBGkfgdw/V7Ggnr1dLiI/AAAAAAAAAdc/JOLApw3XaL8Z8rPO2FkF-xesKY52V2elwCLcB/s320/Christian-Krohg_Woman-Cutting-Bread_1879.jpg" width="242" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-49860233939450185132015-09-21T21:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:48.316-08:0095. Academics are unhappy.You know that today's graduate students are unhappy when the <i>Wall Street Journal</i> can refer (and not entirely facetiously) to the world's best-positioned graduate students as Harvard's <i><a href="http://www.wsj.com/articles/harvards-les-miserables-1429311130">Les Miserables</a></i>. If the discontent experienced in graduate school were only a temporary condition to be endured on a path to a better life, then it might not be so bad. Unfortunately, there is a great deal of unhappiness among those who make it all the way through graduate school, and not just among the thousands of PhDs living on welfare (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/05/83-it-narrows-your-options.html">Reason 83</a>), or the thousands burdened by <a href="http://theprofessorisin.com/2014/01/22/the-shame-of-ph-d-debt/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-shame-of-ph-d-debt&utm_reader=feedly">crushing debt</a>, or the thousands working as barely paid adjuncts (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/14-adjuncthood-awaits.html">Reason 14</a>). (The plight of adjuncts has turned so tragically absurd that it's now fodder for the <a href="http://doonesbury.washingtonpost.com/strip/archive/2015/09/06">Sunday comics</a>.) There are also, of course, those who have suffered through the devastating humiliation of being <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/A-ProfessorHis-Wife-on/128077/?sid=at&utm_source=at&utm_medium=en">denied tenure</a>.<br /><br />And then there are those for whom everything worked out. Yes, a great many academics who not only found tenure-track jobs (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/8-there-are-very-few-jobs.html">Reason 8</a>) but managed to survive the long road to tenure (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/10/71-tenure-track-is-brutal.html">Reason 71</a>) are surprisingly miserable. For some, their unhappiness began as soon as they were tenured; the <i>Chronicle of Higher Education</i> has covered the phenomenon of <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/Ive-Got-Tenure-How/130490">post-tenure depression</a> on <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/Avoiding-PTDS-Post-Tenure/151553/">more</a> than <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/Why-Are-Associate-Professors/132071/">one</a> occasion. For others, an unshakable sadness took hold much earlier in their careers. The culture of fear (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/01/76-there-is-culture-of-fear.html">Reason 76</a>) that pervades academe ensures that the deep unhappiness felt by so many academics is rarely discussed openly. More often than not, it takes an observer working outside of academe to bring the subject <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2008/04/the-life-of-the-mind/3296/">to light</a>.<br /><br />The miseries of academic life are on full display, however, in fictional depictions of the university. Over the decades, those depictions have grown darker. Edward Albee's 1962 play "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" put academic torments on the stage. Countless <a href="https://www.angelo.edu/services/library/librarians/mallan/academic_novels.php">novels</a> put those torments on the page. As most academic fiction is written by academics, it is worth considering the source. In fiction, academics have found a way to describe their professional environment without jeopardizing their jobs. In <i><a href="http://www.upenn.edu/pennpress/book/14157.html">Faculty Towers</a></i>, Elaine Showalter notes that since the 1970s professors portrayed in academic novels have "become more and more grotesque figures, full of self-doubt and self-hatred." Why is this so? In his <a href="http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/005/546ccypv.asp?page=1">review</a> of Showalter's book, Joseph Epstein offers an answer that outlines the trajectory followed by idealistic graduate students:<br /><br /><blockquote class="tr_bq">When young, the life ahead seems glorious. They imagine themselves inspiring the young, writing important books, living out their days in cultivated leisure. But something, inevitably, goes awry, something disagreeable turns up in the punch bowl. Usually by the time they turn 40, they discover the students aren't sufficiently appreciative; the books don't get written; the teaching begins to feel repetitive; the collegiality is seldom anywhere near what one hoped for it; there isn't any good use for the leisure. Meanwhile, people who got lots of B's in school seem to be driving around in Mercedes, buying million-dollar apartments, enjoying freedom and prosperity in a manner that strikes the former good students, now professors, as not only unseemly but of a kind a just society surely would never permit.</blockquote><br />As it is, society permits some academics to <a href="http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/in-plain-sight/poverty-u-many-adjunct-professors-food-stamps-n336596">live</a> (and <a href="https://www.guernicamag.com/features/the-teaching-class/">die</a>) in genuine <a href="http://seiufacultyforward.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Faculty-Poverty-in-the-U.S.-Statistics.pdf">poverty</a>, but the ranks of the miserable in academe extend far beyond the financially insecure. Academics are unhappy, and even students are beginning to <a href="https://twitter.com/tyeesparza/status/463810635554250752">notice</a>.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="YOUTUBE-iframe-video" data-thumbnail-src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nInE5TITzE8/0.jpg" frameborder="0" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nInE5TITzE8?feature=player_embedded" width="320"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-90124417051393999762014-10-27T06:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:48.662-08:0094. It warps your expectations.Graduate students develop unreasonable expectations, but over the course of a long spell in graduate school those expectations swing from one unreasonable extreme to another. They go from expecting far too much to expecting (and accepting) far too little. Not everyone enters graduate school with the intention of becoming a professor, but after a while it becomes clear that an academic career is virtually the only career for which graduate school prepares anyone (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/29-you-may-not-start-with-plans-to-be.html">Reason 29</a>). Once that realization sets in, graduate students begin to imagine a future in which they have jobs like those of their advisers and the other professors who surround them every day. They can hold on to this expectation for years. It seems perfectly reasonable, perhaps even modest, but it is actually quite unrealistic. You could argue that it is <i>wildly</i> unrealistic. As Professor Emily Toth (aka Ms. Mentor) <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/They-Say-Ill-Never-Get-a-Job/148793/">patiently explains</a> to a confident graduate student looking for affirmation: "No matter how talented and accomplished you are, you probably will not get a tenure-track academic job. Ever."<br /><br />Eventually, reality dawns on even the most optimistic graduate students. They see what happens to others on the academic job market, and then they start to experience it themselves (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-there-are-too-many-phds.html">Reason 55</a>). This is the point at which their hopefulness turns to desperation, and their expectations sink to such depths that they––by the tens of thousands––accept college teaching jobs for which they receive <a href="http://data.chronicle.com/137847/University-of-Tampa/adjunct-salaries/">ridiculously little</a> compensation. Graduate school has funneled them into adjuncthood (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/14-adjuncthood-awaits.html">Reason 14</a>), and they quickly learn to expect extremely low wages in return for their labor. Adjuncts are routinely paid less to teach a class than their students pay to take it. In fact, the income of a part-time adjunct will often be <i>less than half</i> of a teaching assistant's stipend (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/53-teaching-assistantships.html">Reason 53</a>). You can see just how meager adjunct earnings are by exploring the <a href="http://data.chronicle.com/">Chronicle Data</a> website. Needless to say, this kind of academic employment comes without job security, insurance, or retirement benefits. Why are people, including thousands of people with doctorates, willing to subject themselves to this? Because they don't know what else to do. After years of living in a dream, they are desperate to stay in the academic game (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/05/83-it-narrows-your-options.html">Reason 83</a>).<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0YTTmrRwTeM/VE3BXXot7aI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/RoxDk7rQXe8/s1600/Nikolay-Dubovskoy_The-Rainbow_1892.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0YTTmrRwTeM/VE3BXXot7aI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/RoxDk7rQXe8/s1600/Nikolay-Dubovskoy_The-Rainbow_1892.jpg" width="230" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-88787412428820860582014-06-23T04:30:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:49.005-08:0093. There is no getting ahead.Graduate school attracts highly ambitious people, despite the fact that academe is a terrible environment for highly ambitious people. How so? There are precious few moments of forward progress in an academic career. In academe, there is no getting ahead; there is only survival. If you survive your comprehensive exams (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/04/81-comprehensive-exams.html">Reason 81</a>), survive your dissertation (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/05/60-tyranny-of-dissertation.html">Reason 60</a>), survive the job market (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/8-there-are-very-few-jobs.html">Reason 8</a>), <i>and</i> survive the tenure track (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/10/71-tenure-track-is-brutal.html">Reason 71</a>), then you can hope for exactly one promotion: from associate professor to full professor. That's it. <i>The academic career ladder is very short</i>. Unless you happen to be among the tiny cadre of academic superstars (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/09/67-there-is-star-system.html">Reason 67</a>), there is little hope of moving from one institution to another to improve your lot. If you earn tenure at an institution, you will likely never leave it. The "honor" of serving as department chair is a burden, not a privilege. For traditional academics, even moving "up" into administration has become difficult, as there is now a professional <a href="http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/books/the-fall-of-the-faculty-the-rise-of-the-all-administrative-university-and-why-it-matters/418285.article">administrative class</a> within higher education.<br /><br />Of course, academe is supremely effective at frustrating your ambitions long before you find yourself (if you're very lucky) in a quasi-permanent academic job. In a recent <a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/life/inside_higher_ed/2014/03/quitting_the_academic_job_market_should_i_give_up_on_trying_to_be_a_professor.single.html">poignant essay</a> describing his frustration with the process of trying to secure a tenure-track appointment, Patrick Iber remarked: "Of all the machines that humanity has created, few seem more precisely calibrated to the destruction of hope than the academic job market." At the time he wrote those words, Dr. Iber had a PhD from the University of Chicago, a book contract with Harvard University Press, and a visiting lectureship at UC Berkeley; he was in a far better position than most academic job candidates. That does not make his painful experience any less real. On the contrary, it highlights the profound professional disappointment experienced by highly accomplished people throughout academe. There are now nearly <a href="https://www.census.gov/hhes/socdemo/education/">3.5 million</a> Americans with doctorates (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-there-are-too-many-phds.html">Reason 55</a>) but only <a href="http://www.bls.gov/ooh/education-training-and-library/postsecondary-teachers.htm">1.3 million</a> post-secondary teaching jobs (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/29-you-may-not-start-with-plans-to-be.html">Reason 29</a>), and the oversupply of PhDs is becoming <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/Report-Examines-the-Global/138439/">a crisis</a> in the rest of the world as well. A Norwegian newspaper has called it the <a href="http://morgenbladet.no/samfunn/2014/akademiepidemi#.U6SIAvrpa5J">academic epidemic</a>. Legions of graduate students spend years of their lives preparing to compete for jobs that are few in number and promise little opportunity for advancement. The academic world is one in which ambition is rewarded with disappointment millions of times over.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ggnQfOvPbXY/U6VRt3fr2SI/AAAAAAAAAa8/-T6JoL5JhcU/s1600/Silvestro-Lega_Country-Girl_circa1885.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ggnQfOvPbXY/U6VRt3fr2SI/AAAAAAAAAa8/-T6JoL5JhcU/s1600/Silvestro-Lega_Country-Girl_circa1885.jpg" height="320" width="235" /></a></div><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-59931425086886679892014-01-13T05:00:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:49.352-08:0092. There is a social cost.As you grow older, you begin to appreciate the value and rarity of genuine friendships. Graduate school is hard on friendships, and so is the academic life that follows it (see Reasons <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/14-adjuncthood-awaits.html">14</a> and <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/29-you-may-not-start-with-plans-to-be.html">29</a>). In many ways, graduate school is inherently alienating (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/30-you-occupy-strange-place-in-world.html">Reason 30</a>), leaving you out-of-step with friends who follow traditional paths into adulthood (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/12-adulthood-waits.html">Reason 12</a>). It places tight constraints on your financial independence, as well as on your time (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/06/62-you-have-no-free-time.html">Reason 62</a>), and it often requires you to move far away from friends and family. On a more fundamental level, it requires you to devote yourself to things of no interest to anyone around you (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2013/05/90-virtually-no-one-cares-about-what.html">Reason 90</a>), let alone to anyone in your wider social circles. The concerns that cause you tremendous stress in graduate school can appear hopelessly petty to those on the outside. Meanwhile, as you move deeper into a world very different from that of your friends, you will find it increasingly difficult to understand and relate to their experiences (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/07/63-your-friends-pass-you-by.html">Reason 63</a>). In addition to all of its other costs, graduate school can cost you your friends, and that is a higher price than you might think.<br /><br />To make matters worse, academe does not provide an environment conducive to forming <i>new</i> friendships. Not only does it attract difficult personalities (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/01/77-it-attracts-socially-inept.html">Reason 77</a>) and pit them against each other (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/2-your-colleagues-are-your-competitors.html">Reason 2</a>), but the academic job market routinely moves people to places where they have absolutely no personal connections to anyone (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/16-where-you-live-will-be-chosen-for.html">Reason 16</a>). Writing in the <i>Chronicle of Higher Education</i>, <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/Knowing-When-to-Defriend/125619/">one professor</a> noted that in 20 years he had never heard a colleague introduce another professor as "my friend." After describing two friends who broke down in tears "just about every single week of their graduate school careers," a <a href="http://chronicle.com/blogs/brainstorm/academic-melancholia/8577">different professor</a> wrote of a colleague "who claims that he hasn’t made a new 'friend' in the academy since 1997." As difficult as it can be for academics to develop personal relationships on campus, they often have surprisingly little opportunity to form friendships outside of their college or university. The <i>Chronicle</i> has covered the fear of "<a href="http://chronicle.com/blogs/onhiring/get-a-life-before-it%E2%80%99s-too-late/28396">social death</a>" experienced by faculty members contemplating retirement: "One still highly productive faculty member well north of 70 summed up the struggle well when he said, 'It’s not about the money. I just don’t know what I’d do in the morning. I don’t have any hobbies and I don’t have any friends who aren’t here. This is really all I have. Does that make me pitiful?'"<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9NfCDP42wVA/VNPYwQ1BVjI/AAAAAAAAAbs/dLPb5OgVRfI/s1600/Thomas-Eakins_Cowboy_circa1890.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9NfCDP42wVA/VNPYwQ1BVjI/AAAAAAAAAbs/dLPb5OgVRfI/s1600/Thomas-Eakins_Cowboy_circa1890.png" height="320" width="264" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-9576625400449371132013-09-09T05:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:49.704-08:0091. Downward mobility is the norm.The term "downward mobility" describes the phenomenon of falling into a social class lower than the one into which you were born. If you go to graduate school, it is quite possible that you will experience this kind of <i>economic</i> downward mobility (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/07/85-it-is-not-ticket-to-upper-middle.html">Reason 85</a>). But there is another kind of downward mobility that you will almost certainly experience if you survive graduate school and land a teaching position: <i>academic</i> downward mobility. As a general rule, when you complete a PhD, you can only expect to be hired by institutions that are less prestigious than the university at which you earned your doctorate. The authors of <a href="http://advances.sciencemag.org/content/1/1/e1400005">one</a> of four recent <a href="https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2015/02/13/study-suggests-insular-faculty-hiring-practices-elite-departments">studies</a> on doctoral prestige and academic career prospects reported: "Across disciplines, we find that faculty hiring follows a common and steeply hierarchical structure that reflects profound social inequality." That is why the prestige of your graduate program is so important. In academe, prestige is the coin of the realm. The more prestigious your degree, the more options you have on the academic job market (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/3-your-pedigree-counts.html">Reason 3</a> and <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/p/if-you-decide-to-go-anyway.html">Point 2</a>).<br /><br />While you are suffering through the poverty, loneliness, and indignity of graduate school, it can be hard to imagine an academic environment worse than the one in which you already find yourself (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/03/50-you-are-surrounded-by-graduate.html">Reason 50</a>). If you have the good fortune of being hired for a full-time faculty position, you might have a better paycheck than you had in grad school, but it's just as likely that your new institution (where you may spend the rest of your career) will have lower standards, a greater number of ill-prepared students, fewer resources, and less name recognition than the university at which you completed your graduate work. That last item (name recognition<span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">) </span>may sound trivial, but in a business in which prestige is so important, the status of your institution can strongly influence both your sense of self-worth (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/25-academe-is-built-on-pride.html">Reason 25</a>) and your quality of life. Moreover, your professional identity becomes closely associated with the institution at which you work. For almost every graduate student contemplating an academic career, there is a real sense in which the view forward is a view <i>downward</i>. There are people with Harvard PhDs teaching in Lubbock, Bakersfield, and Tuscaloosa (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/16-where-you-live-will-be-chosen-for.html">Reason 16</a>). Where might a PhD take you?<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ppv3iSK_BmY/UiT7NZEJDjI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/IsmU5fqEdO4/s1600/Melozzo_da_Forli-Vatican_Fresco-crica1480.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ppv3iSK_BmY/UiT7NZEJDjI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/IsmU5fqEdO4/s320/Melozzo_da_Forli-Vatican_Fresco-crica1480.jpg" height="320" width="251" /></a></div><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-49345650540341302732013-05-27T05:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:50.049-08:0090. Virtually no one cares about what you are doing.In graduate school, you often feel alone because you often <i>are</i> alone, but also because no one cares about what you're doing. You spend vast amounts of time and effort writing things that no one wants to read (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2013/03/89-virtually-no-one-reads-what-you-write.html">Reason 89</a>), and no one wants to hear you talk about them either. Your mother isn't interested in your research. Your friends aren't interested. Your fellow graduate students, consumed by their own work, are most definitely not interested. Even your adviser may not be interested in what you're doing (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/02/45-nice-advisers-can-be-worse.html">Reason 45</a>). The people with a seemingly insatiable interest in your <i>progress</i> through graduate school—the people who ask you all those <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/search/label/Awkward%20Questions">awkward questions</a>—do not care about the projects that devour your thought and energy. <br /><br />Not surprisingly, graduate students commonly suffer from intense loneliness and isolation, a reality made <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_28.html">painfully clear</a> by the search-engine queries that direct readers to 100 Reasons. The ritualized atmosphere of an academic conference (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/12/74-academic-conferences.html">Reason 74</a>) is one of the few environments in which people pretend, for a few minutes at least, to be mildly interested in each other's research. In the event that people <i>are</i> interested in your work, their interest is likely hostile; that is, your work is similar to theirs, so they view you as a competitor (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/2-your-colleagues-are-your-competitors.html">Reason 2</a>). Apart from conferences, you can go through life as a graduate student without ever meeting anyone who shows a genuine interest in what you're doing, which, over time, can make you begin to question your <i>own</i> interest in the rhetoric of masculinity in medieval French poetry, in the idiosyncrasies of Portuguese urban planning, or in the application of game theory to the economic behavior of soybean farmers. This helps explain why so many people find dissertations so excruciatingly hard to finish (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/05/60-tyranny-of-dissertation.html">Reason 60</a>) and why graduate-school attrition rates are so high (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/02/46-you-may-not-finish.html">Reason 46</a>). It's not easy to care about your work when no one else does.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IhKnczWHhfc/UaHceWwZrGI/AAAAAAAAAZY/muS6A04SpVg/s1600/Edouard-Manet_At-the-Cafe%CC%81_circa1879.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IhKnczWHhfc/UaHceWwZrGI/AAAAAAAAAZY/muS6A04SpVg/s320/Edouard-Manet_At-the-Cafe%CC%81_circa1879.jpg" width="260" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-33104709457300578252013-03-25T10:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:50.396-08:0089. Virtually no one reads what you write. <div><div>You are not paid for your academic writing (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2013/01/88-you-are-not-paid-for-what-you-write.html">Reason 88</a>) because no one is willing to pay to read it. In fact, virtually no one is willing to read it at all. After several years of work on a dissertation, you can have some confidence that your adviser will read the finished product, and somewhat less confidence that the other members of your dissertation committee will read it. Beyond that handful of people, it is unlikely that anyone will ever read your dissertation again. As university libraries are increasingly archiving dissertations <a href="https://etd.library.emory.edu/docs/boundcopies">digitally</a>, you may not even have the satisfaction of seeing your name on a volume in the library. On rare occasions, someone may come along and cherry-pick something from your research that relates to his own, but chances are that no one will ever sit down and <i>read</i> the paragraphs over which you agonized for so long (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/28-writing-is-hard.html">Reason 28</a>). </div><div><br /></div><div>The same fate awaits the vast majority of published academic writing. Typically, it takes months of research, writing, and revision to produce a journal article that will be seen by fewer people in its author's lifetime than will visit this blog in an hour. Academic presses print as few as 300 copies of the books that their authors have labored over for years. Most journal articles and academic monographs are written because academics need to be published to keep their jobs, not because there is a demand or need for their work (see Reasons <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/33-there-is-too-much-academic.html">33</a> and <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/34-there-is-too-little-academic.html">34</a>). To the extent that academic writing is consulted at all, it tends to be "read" solely for the purpose of furthering someone else's writing. In many cases, editors and peer-reviewers probably read manuscripts more carefully before they are published than anyone will ever read them after they are published. Even someone entrusted to review a book may only skim it. Feeling obliged to stuff their work with citations, scholars sometimes look no further than the titles of what they cite. It will come as a surprise to you the first time that you see your work cited by someone who did not read it. It will be less surprising the second time. A few academic careerists use the fact that virtually no one reads what they write to their advantage, but most academics take great pains to produce good work. If you don't like the idea of spending the next several decades writing for a minuscule audience of readers, then you probably shouldn't go to graduate school.</div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8M3KKpe66hw/UVB8C7HFdEI/AAAAAAAAAYg/t-1nn__MZf0/s1600/Albert_Anker-The_Town_Clerk-1874.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8M3KKpe66hw/UVB8C7HFdEI/AAAAAAAAAYg/t-1nn__MZf0/s320/Albert_Anker-The_Town_Clerk-1874.jpg" width="256" /></a></div><div><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-15435420575041521022013-01-21T05:00:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:50.769-08:0088. You are not paid for what you write.You could argue that professors are paid to write, because they’re required to produce publications as a condition of their employment. But that is really only true of people with tenure-track positions, and their annual salaries don’t rise or fall based on the quality or quantity of their writing (though whether they receive tenure is another matter). Adjunct professors and others, writing furiously in the hope of publishing enough to be worthy of a tenure-track job, receive no compensation whatsoever for their labors at the keyboard. Likewise, aside from the lucky few who have fellowships (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/18-fellowships-are-few-and-far-between.html">Reason 18</a>), graduate students are not paid for the hours, months, and years that they spend writing. The academic journals that weigh down the shelves of university libraries publish a vast quantity of scholarly prose every year, but they don’t pay their authors a penny. Only a tiny fraction of academic writers—including professors guilty of the <i>gauche</i> practice of making their own books required reading—earn any significant income from the sale of academic books (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/34-there-is-too-little-academic.html">Reason 34</a>).<br /><br />It has never been easy to make money by writing, but you might ask yourself if writing for nothing is the best use of your time. Is what you write so important to you (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/12/35-mumbo-jumbo-abounds.html">Reason 35</a>) that you’re willing to produce it for free? The great Samuel Johnson famously said, “No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.” In the middle of the eighteenth century, he wrote (among much else) all 42,000 entries in the <i>Dictionary of the English Language</i>. Dr. Johnson knew that writing was work. And while it can be rewarding in its own way, academic writing is an especially arduous kind of work (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/28-writing-is-hard.html">Reason 28</a>). It exacts a price. In an essay on his personal experiences under the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2011/jul/07/writing-bad-for-your-rick-gekoski"><i>Guardian</i></a> headline “Writing is bad for you,” scholar Rick Gekoski observed that “the more I write, the worse I become.” In graduate school, you will likely <i>pay</i> for the privilege of writing a thesis or dissertation (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/05/59-you-pay-for-nothing.html">Reason 59</a>), and it will cost you a hefty chunk of your life as well. If you clear all of the hurdles of graduate school, there is a <i>chance</i> that your academic writing will help you win and keep an academic job, but you are unlikely to earn anything from your writing directly. Incidentally, Samuel Johnson may be the most famous “Dr.” never to have gone to graduate school; his doctorates were honorary, and no one seems to mind.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I7O844L8c_Q/UPyRnwC7OhI/AAAAAAAAAYI/5WlHF9O3-No/s1600/Joshua_Reynolds-Portrait_of_Samuel_Johnson-1772.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I7O844L8c_Q/UPyRnwC7OhI/AAAAAAAAAYI/5WlHF9O3-No/s320/Joshua_Reynolds-Portrait_of_Samuel_Johnson-1772.jpg" width="263" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-10558945071650595682012-11-12T19:00:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:51.112-08:0087. The financial rewards are decreasing.No one working in academe will be surprised to learn that among the most common search-engine queries bringing readers to this blog are queries concerning money (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_28.html">What Brought You Here</a>). When the supply of workers exceeds the demand for labor, workers' wages tend to fall. This is the situation in academe. There are far too many PhDs produced every year for the academic job market to absorb them all (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-there-are-too-many-phds.html">Reason 55</a>), and universities fill most of their teaching positions with poorly paid graduate students and adjuncts (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/14-adjuncthood-awaits.html">Reason 14</a>). While the <a href="http://www.lewrockwell.com/north/north427.html">"glut" of PhDs</a> seems to be slowly attracting <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/us-pushes-for-more-scientists-but-the-jobs-arent-there/2012/07/07/gJQAZJpQUW_story.html">more</a> and <a href="http://math-blog.com/2012/08/11/the-mathematics-of-the-ph-d-glut/">more</a> attention, it is in fact <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1999/09/22/opinion/l-the-plight-of-the-phd-603260.html">nothing new</a>. The problem has existed for decades. Unfortunately, there is reason to believe that the situation is getting worse. In January 2010, under the heading "Another Reason to Just Say No to a Ph.D.," Gabriela Montell posted an <a href="http://chronicle.com/blogs/onhiring/another-reason-to-just-say-no-to-a-phd/20517">informative graph</a> on the <i>Chronicle of Higher Education</i> hiring blog. It was the <a href="http://innovationandgrowth.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/some-higher-education-facts-good-and-bad/">work</a> of economist Michael Mandel, who used Bureau of Labor Statistics data to determine that the "real earnings for full-time workers with a doctoral degree" had dropped 10% between 1999 and 2008. Looking at these numbers, Mandel concluded, "there's no sense of a PhD being a desirable degree."<br /><br />This is information that the public rarely sees. Note that Mandel found a 10% drop in the earnings of people with doctorates who were <i>working</i> (and working <i>full-time)</i>. A growing number of people with PhDs cannot find anything but part-time work. The American Association of University Professors <a href="http://www.aaup.org/AAUP/issues/contingent/contingentfacts.htm">reports</a> that part-time faculty members represent more than half of all faculty members in the United States. In June 2012, the Coalition on the Academic Workforce published a study [<a href="http://www.academicworkforce.org/CAW_portrait_2012.pdf">PDF</a>] showing that more than 30% of part-time faculty members have doctoral degrees. (The <i>Chronicle </i><a href="http://chronicle.com/article/A-Dismal-Picture-of-Life-as/132421/">highlighted</a> the authors' characterization of the study as a "dismal" portrayal of the life of a part-time professor.) And don't forget the thousands of Americans with doctorates who depend on food stamps to feed themselves (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/05/83-it-narrows-your-options.html">Reason 83</a>). Looking only at the salaries of tenured and tenure-track professors (who represent a shrinking share of the academic workforce) can leave you with a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/11/education/11faculty.html?_r=2&ref=education&">false impression</a> of the economic advantages of having a PhD. With so many PhDs on the job market (and more arriving every year), there is little reason for universities or other employers to pay a premium to hire them. In monetary terms, the value of a PhD is steadily declining.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OGAbby6sp80/UKGSaCfv-zI/AAAAAAAAAXs/9n5_i3XM5Wc/s1600/Bernard_Gillam-Grover_Cleveland_Cartoon-1892.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OGAbby6sp80/UKGSaCfv-zI/AAAAAAAAAXs/9n5_i3XM5Wc/s320/Bernard_Gillam-Grover_Cleveland_Cartoon-1892.jpg" width="231" /></a></div><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-13435591460511866012012-09-10T05:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:51.482-08:0086. It is a state of being.Graduate school is not school in any sense that you have experienced school before (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/02/47-it-requires-tremendous-self.html">Reason 47</a>). Nor is it a job, although a job is often part of the bargain (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/7-labor-demands-are-increasing.html">Reason 7</a>). Graduate school is a way of life. It is all encompassing. From the moment that you begin your existence as a graduate student, you have to worry about your courses, your labor obligations, your faculty committee, your reading lists, your comprehensive exams, and your thesis or dissertation. You have to worry about conferences, publications, and positioning yourself for the perilous job market waiting for you in the distance. You have to worry about competition (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/2-your-colleagues-are-your-competitors.html">Reason 2</a>). And, more likely than not, you have to worry about money (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/17-funding-is-fleeting.html">Reason 17</a>). You don’t leave any of these worries on campus at the end of the day. They follow you home every evening, they tag along with you on your trips to the grocery store, and they loom at the back of your mind at the beach and at Thanksgiving dinner (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/06/62-you-have-no-free-time.html">Reason 62</a>). When you enlist in graduate school, you enter a new state of being.<br /><br />Ironically, this totally engrossing and exhausting experience does not count for much in the world beyond academe. (For far too many people, it does not count for much within academe either.) Americans tend to define themselves by their careers, but graduate students don’t have careers. In the eyes of others, graduate students are defined by what they’re not. Your unkind relatives and acquaintances will call you a “professional” student to remind you that you don’t have a profession. Your work and your worries are every bit as real as those of anyone else, but somehow your “in-between” status renders you a non-entity (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/30-you-occupy-strange-place-in-world.html">Reason 30</a>). While graduate school is consuming your life, others will regard you as if you were trapped in a state of suspension. Of course, you look forward to a career—a career in academe. But graduate school can only offer the <i>hope</i> of an academic career. It’s an extraordinarily costly roll of the dice. For about half of those in PhD programs, it does not end well (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/02/46-you-may-not-finish.html">Reason 46</a>).<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-78bo4bZyuNw/UEwP3Zj53sI/AAAAAAAAAWg/TSDCDUazqfA/s1600/Pierre-Auguste_Renoir_-_Le_Clown_(Claude_Renoir)-1909.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-78bo4bZyuNw/UEwP3Zj53sI/AAAAAAAAAWg/TSDCDUazqfA/s1600/Pierre-Auguste_Renoir_-_Le_Clown_(Claude_Renoir)-1909.jpg" height="320" width="205" /></a></div><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-36086323221076962412012-07-16T09:30:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:51.829-08:0085. It is not a ticket to the upper middle class.Even among the college-educated, there is a tendency to envision the life of a professor as one that includes tweed jackets with leather elbow patches, a book-lined office in an ivy-covered building, and a house in an upscale neighborhood with a fashionable European car in the driveway. The image is understandable, given how hopelessly entwined the academic world has become with relentless social-class striving. After all, education is regarded as a means to better oneself, and “higher” education represents the top rungs on that ladder of universal self-improvement. Certain schools, of course, are seen as better than others (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/3-your-pedigree-counts.html">Reason 3</a>). Those within the academic establishment are obsessed with status, as are those on the outside looking in. Consider the popularity of college rankings. <br /><br />Institutions, as well as individuals, have an eye toward upward mobility, which accounts for yet another case of academic terminology-inflation (see Reasons <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/12/35-mumbo-jumbo-abounds.html">35</a> and <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/12/38-tyranny-of-cv.html">38</a>): so many colleges have rushed to reclassify themselves as “universities” that there are now community colleges with names like the <a href="http://waukesha.uwc.edu/About-UWW.aspx">University of Wisconsin-Waukesha</a>. It is a fad driven by the propensity of students, faculty, and administrators alike to see their institution’s prestige as a reflection of their personal identities. Ironically, the mass movement is leaving the name “college” to venerable and genuinely prestigious institutions like Amherst, Williams, Swarthmore, and Dartmouth—a college with its own medical school.<br /><br />Academics, of course, have traditionally done little to dissuade anyone from believing that they occupy a privileged social position (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/25-academe-is-built-on-pride.html">Reason 25</a>). Describing the “democratization of knowledge” that occurred in the mid-twentieth century, author <a href="http://www.firstprinciplesjournal.com/articles.aspx?article=1807&theme=home&loc=b">Daniel Flynn</a> argues that “blue-collar intellectuals proved as unsettling to the intellectual elite as the nouveau riche had been to old money.” The term “middlebrow,” he explains, emerged as “a slur” in a new “vocabulary to demarcate intellectual class.” Increasingly, academics have had to think in terms of “intellectual” classes when contemplating their vaunted status, because only a tiny fraction of them live the professor’s life as people like to portray it. The British literary scholar <a href="http://www.oxonianreview.org/wp/an-interview-with-terry-eagleton/">Terry Eagleton</a> recently observed: “Most people I know in academia want to get out… everywhere I go, from Peru to Australia, people are very unhappy in what perhaps were once, you know, ‘the best days of one’s life.’” <br /><br />Today, the tweed jackets are few and far between. Law professor <a href="http://www.insidehighered.com/views/2008/02/08/jensen">Erik Jensen</a> laments that professors are developing a new reputation for constituting “the worst-dressed middle-class occupational group in America.” This is, to some extent, the result of a change in attitude on the part of faculty members (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/13-respect-for-academic-profession-is.html">Reason 13</a>). But the lengthening number of years that academics must spend in graduate school (and as adjuncts) in relative poverty and debt do not lend themselves to developing a stylish wardrobe, owning a house in a desirable zip code, or driving a BMW. At many institutions, professors occupy offices that are little better than those of their teaching assistants (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/01/42-your-workspace-reflects-your-status.html">Reason 42</a>). Many commute long distances because they can never hope to afford to live in the leafy neighborhoods near campus. Nonetheless, they are among the extremely fortunate who have jobs despite the terrible academic job market, the severity of which is now spreading rapidly from the humanities and social sciences to the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/us-pushes-for-more-scientists-but-the-jobs-arent-there/2012/07/07/gJQAZJpQUW_story.html">hard sciences</a>. Meanwhile, thousands of PhDs on welfare (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/05/83-it-narrows-your-options.html">Reason 83</a>) have yet to join the <i>lower</i> middle class.<br /><br />A short time in graduate school will likely cure you of any false ideas that you may have about modern academic life, but false ideas are often what drive people to graduate school in the first place.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LUChgc0Glro/UAQvfHwUfDI/AAAAAAAAATA/LEXChgg_9EE/s1600/Anders_Zorn-Ambassador_David_Jayne_Hill-1911.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LUChgc0Glro/UAQvfHwUfDI/AAAAAAAAATA/LEXChgg_9EE/s320/Anders_Zorn-Ambassador_David_Jayne_Hill-1911.jpg" width="251" /></a></div><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-22512831150683669922012-06-11T05:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:52.174-08:0084. The politics are vicious. “Academic politics are so vicious because the stakes are so low.” Endlessly repeated, the ironic expression has become a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayre%27s_law">dictum</a> on college campuses, though whether the stakes are actually low depends on your perspective. Virtually every work environment plays host to office politics, but academe takes politics to a new level. In most offices, the human scenery changes somewhat from year to year; people start jobs, leave jobs, lose jobs, and get promotions. In academe, unless you’re willing to give up your whole career—or you’re a superstar (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/09/67-there-is-star-system.html">Reason 67</a>)—once you’re ensconced in an academic office, you can’t leave. The senior faculty members are trapped by their tenure, and the junior faculty members are trapped by the tenure track (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/10/71-tenure-track-is-brutal.html">Reason 71</a>). Jean-Paul Sartre may as well have had a typical university department in mind when he wrote <i>No Exit</i>. Professors can rub elbows with the same colleagues for thirty years or more, which is plenty of time for minor grievances to grow into intense hatreds, for factions to form, and for battle lines to be drawn. <br /><br />Because their fate is subject to the whims of the faculty, graduate students are often pawns in the petty wars that develop within departments. When professors scheme to undermine each other, they sometimes target each other’s graduate students, because the success or failure of a graduate student reflects on his or her adviser. If you are a graduate student, various faculty committees decide everything from whether you should receive funding (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/17-funding-is-fleeting.html">Reason 17</a>) to whether you have successfully defended your dissertation. Your progress, therefore, can be hindered not only by your own adviser (see Reasons <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/01/44-advisers-can-be-tyrants.html">44</a> and <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/02/45-nice-advisers-can-be-worse.html">45</a>), but also by your adviser’s rivals. Incoming graduate students are usually unaware of the hostile rivalries, and in many cases become aware of them too late for the knowledge to protect them. If you manage to survive the political minefield of graduate school, survive the academic job market, and survive the tenure track, then you had best hope that you get along with your fellow tenured professors, because they aren’t going anywhere, and neither are you.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V1kA_KvxvQ4/T8PyVxoxuEI/AAAAAAAAAS0/fhxhUQ3o0LU/s1600/Natale_Schiavoni-Jealousy-circa1820.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V1kA_KvxvQ4/T8PyVxoxuEI/AAAAAAAAAS0/fhxhUQ3o0LU/s320/Natale_Schiavoni-Jealousy-circa1820.jpg" width="276" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-65259803606679101092012-05-14T05:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:52.517-08:0083. It narrows your options.We have become so comfortable with the idea that more education leads to more opportunity that it can be hard to accept the fact that there really is such a thing as <i>too much</i> formal education. As with everything else, there is a point of diminishing returns. After a while, graduate school begins to limit your options. Working toward a PhD takes so long (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/4-it-takes-long-time-to-finish.html">Reason 4</a>) and prepares you for a line of work that is so specific (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/29-you-may-not-start-with-plans-to-be.html">Reason 29</a>) that it can leave you unprepared for work outside of academe. In most cases, a 35 year-old PhD is of less interest to potential employers than a 25 year-old with a few years of relevant work experience. More often than not, “overqualified” is just a nice way of saying “unqualified.” <br /><br />Compounding the problem is the nature of the academic career path, which requires academics to “stay in the game” or risk never being able to return to it. After earning a PhD, you can’t, for example, work for five years in a non-academic job, and then expect to be hired as an assistant professor. If you want an assistant professorship but don’t get one straight out of graduate school, then you have to join the army of post-doctoral researchers (“postdocs”) and adjuncts moving from one temporary position to another until someone hires you for a quasi-permanent job (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/10/71-tenure-track-is-brutal.html">Reason 71</a>). And chances are that you <i>won’t</i> be hired as an assistant professor straight out of graduate school (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/14-adjuncthood-awaits.html">Reason 14</a>). You’ll probably have to spend some time as an adjunct in academic purgatory, where the pay is so low and the work is so unstable that it can be a struggle to make ends meet. In 2010, according to the <i>Chronicle of Higher Education</i>, there were 33,655 Americans with doctorates collecting <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/From-Graduate-School-to/131795/">food stamps</a>. Together, they could fill a stadium. The 293,029 Americans with master’s degrees collecting food stamps could fill Cincinnati.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2rKhzx9I1nU/T69MWFKgWbI/AAAAAAAAASc/BRZaCPwWoxI/s1600/Franc%CC%A7ois_Roffiaen-Narrow_Pass_and_Mountain_River_at_Kesselbach_Bavaria-1863.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2rKhzx9I1nU/T69MWFKgWbI/AAAAAAAAASc/BRZaCPwWoxI/s320/Franc%CC%A7ois_Roffiaen-Narrow_Pass_and_Mountain_River_at_Kesselbach_Bavaria-1863.jpg" width="275" /></a></div><br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-27546557758964840492012-04-16T05:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:52.861-08:0082. Teaching is moving online.No matter what ambitions people may have when they enter graduate school, they are likely to find themselves looking for academic teaching positions when they leave (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/29-you-may-not-start-with-plans-to-be.html">Reason 29</a>). With a future of teaching and research in mind, graduate students come to imagine that their lives will be quite different from those of the “cubicle drones” to whom they like to compare themselves. But an academic spends very long hours at his desk. Classroom teaching is the one aspect of his working life that looks fundamentally different from what an office worker does, and even that--dramatized by an unfortunate <a href="http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2012/03/26/how-should-faculty-deal-classroom-disruptors">recent episode</a> in Florida--has lost much of its charm (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/08/65-teaching-is-less-and-less-rewarding.html">Reason 65</a>).<br /><br />Traditional teaching, however, is increasingly being replaced by alternatives made possible by the Internet. Academic job announcements posted by all kinds of institutions now routinely include references to course management software, distance education, and “virtual learning environments.” Because of the enormous oversupply of PhDs (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-there-are-too-many-phds.html">Reason 55</a>), people who once envisioned themselves lecturing in front of classrooms are being squeezed into teaching jobs in which much (if not all) of the “teaching” involves sitting at a computer. Even those jobs are scarce, and may become scarcer in the future as technological advancements allow fewer professors to teach more students. In <a href="http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/03/ff_aiclass/all/1"><i>Wired</i></a>, Steven Leckart reports the prediction of Stanford University professor Sebastian Thrun that in 50 years “there will be only 10 institutions in the world delivering higher education.” In 2011, Thrun and his colleague Peter Norvig offered an online version of a Stanford computer science course in which <a href="http://chronicle.com/blogs/wiredcampus/stanford-professor-gives-up-teaching-position-hopes-to-reach-500000-students-at-online-start-up/35135">160,000 students</a> enrolled. Whether or not Thrun’s prediction proves to be accurate, technology has already turned a sizable share of college teaching into cubicle work (minus, perhaps, the cubicle). That share will only grow.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1RuDCaB5w8Y/T4it2SqjqDI/AAAAAAAAASU/PgCKIh63avE/s1600/WAC_Telephone_Operators_Potsdam_Conference_15July1945.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1RuDCaB5w8Y/T4it2SqjqDI/AAAAAAAAASU/PgCKIh63avE/s320/WAC_Telephone_Operators_Potsdam_Conference_15July1945.jpg" width="250" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-40900077878760329842012-04-02T05:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:53.209-08:0081. Comprehensive exams.American doctoral programs are divided into three major components: courses, comprehensive or general exams ("comps" or "generals"), and the dissertation. Some programs include an extra step, a battery of qualifying exams that precede comprehensive exams. (When master's degree programs were more rigorous than they are now, their structure mirrored that of doctoral programs: courses, comps, and the master's thesis. Only a few master's programs still require all three. See Reasons <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/5-graduate-school-is-not-what-it-used.html">5</a> and <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-there-are-too-many-phds.html">55</a>.) Of the three components, exams are often the least understood by prospective graduate students. It is difficult to make generalizations about comprehensive exams, because they are handled so differently from one department to the next, even within the same university. In one program, you might have to pass four five-hour written exams over a period of weeks, in another, three six-hour exams over a period of days. Written exams are typically followed by oral exams. In some programs, a high percentage of students fail these exams and consequently have to end their graduate studies involuntarily. In other programs, faculty members don't allow students to take exams until they are confident that they will pass. Regardless of their form or pass-rate, comprehensive exams are designed to be intimidating.<br /><br />Theoretically, your courses familiarize you with the major works and issues in your discipline, and then exams test your broad knowledge of the field before you're allowed to embark on the dissertation (a focused study of a specific issue within your field). Your courses, however, are not intended to prepare you for your comprehensive exams. On top of your coursework, plus any work obligations that you have as a research or teaching assistant, you are assigned an absurd amount of reading by the members of your faculty committee (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/12/39-you-are-asked-to-do-impossible.html">Reason 39</a>). You are expected to prepare for your exams by reading and “mastering” this academic literature. <br /><br />In many cases, preparing for exams proves worse than actually taking them. Months of anxious anticipation and intensive study are accompanied by the unease of not knowing what, exactly, is most important to glean from your reading. Passing your comprehensive exams means "advancing to candidacy" and acquiring the dubious distinction of being ABD ("all but dissertation"). Because the exam phase is so draining and bears so little resemblance to what comes next, the achievement of passing can quickly turn bittersweet. Making the transition into the dissertation phase requires a jarring pivot from frantically consuming academic writing to frantically producing it. For many, the nerve-wracking experience of surviving comprehensive exams leaves them without the energy necessary to complete a dissertation (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/05/60-tyranny-of-dissertation.html">Reason 60</a>). It is safe to say that most of those who drop out of doctoral programs do so <i>after</i> passing their comprehensive exams (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/02/46-you-may-not-finish.html">Reason 46</a>). Their ABD status does them little good anywhere, even within the walls of academe.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t3vwylUi8gc/T3YVDcjRtqI/AAAAAAAAASM/i9dkBAeCNrk/s1600/Edgar_Degas-Portrait_of_Edmond_Duranty-1879.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-t3vwylUi8gc/T3YVDcjRtqI/AAAAAAAAASM/i9dkBAeCNrk/s320/Edgar_Degas-Portrait_of_Edmond_Duranty-1879.jpg" width="311" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-28163508420566301882012-03-12T08:00:00.000-07:002017-12-31T01:33:53.624-08:0080. “When will you finish?”Of all of the <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/search/label/Awkward%20Questions">awkward questions</a> that you are asked in graduate school, this one is the cruelest. It is also the one that you are asked more often than any other. Whether asked innocently (as it often is) or laced with judgment (as it often is), the question presents the same problem. Other questions are awkward because it is hard to hear yourself answer them honestly, but this question is awkward because—until the very end—<i>you don’t know the answer</i>. And because everyone around you is just as surprised as you are at how long it is taking you to finish (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/4-it-takes-long-time-to-finish.html">Reason 4</a>), the question becomes more awkward as time passes. Eventually, what people really mean by this question is: “Why haven’t you finished yet?” <br /><br />So why haven’t you finished yet? For one thing, you probably spend more time fulfilling your labor obligations (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/7-labor-demands-are-increasing.html">Reason 7</a>) than you spend working toward your degree. For another, academic research and writing are tremendously time-consuming (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/28-writing-is-hard.html">Reason 28</a>), and you’re locked in an arms race with your competitors to produce as much of it as possible. The conference papers and published articles that you keep adding to your CV (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/12/38-tyranny-of-cv.html">Reason 38</a>) are distractions from your dissertation even when they spring from research related to your dissertation. Meanwhile, the dissertation itself is like a mountain that grows taller as you climb it (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/05/60-tyranny-of-dissertation.html">Reason 60</a>), especially when you know that any hope of future tenure rests on your being able to turn it into a published book (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/10/71-tenure-track-is-brutal.html">Reason 71</a>). To complicate matters, you have to negotiate all of this while in a highly unstable financial situation (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/17-funding-is-fleeting.html">Reason 17</a>). The work is yours alone to do, but no matter how much you do or how well you do it, you don’t decide when you’re finished. The members of your faculty committee decide when you’re finished. Until they do, this relentless question is a nagging reminder of the time that you have already spent in graduate school, the time that you have yet to spend in graduate school, and the exhausting uncertainty of it all.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c4dTg2tv83k/T12bnAH9f7I/AAAAAAAAANM/MWDdEGtI2nQ/s1600/Giacomo_Puccini_-_1908.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c4dTg2tv83k/T12bnAH9f7I/AAAAAAAAANM/MWDdEGtI2nQ/s320/Giacomo_Puccini_-_1908.jpg" width="230" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-42397042476029482822012-02-27T09:00:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:53.970-08:0079. The tyranny of procrastination.The problem of procrastination in graduate school is, in part, a problem of perception. When you could be working anytime and all the time (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/06/62-you-have-no-free-time.html">Reason 62</a>), it can feel like you’re procrastinating when you’re doing anything else. Reading for pleasure, spending time with family and friends, cooking, exercising, and even sleeping (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2012/02/78-it-takes-toll-on-your-health.html">Reason 78</a>) are hard to enjoy when you’re saddled with the feeling that you should be working instead. Of course, if what you’re doing has the slightest appearance of procrastination to you, it may well look that way to someone else. In the event that your department can only fund half of its graduate students next year (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/17-funding-is-fleeting.html">Reason 17</a>), you don't want to be the one that your departmental chair sees sauntering into a Tuesday matinee as she happens to drive by the movie theater. <br /><br />But there is also <i>real</i> procrastination. We procrastinate when we are faced with tasks that we do not want to do. Graduate students are masters of procrastination. You can hardly blame them for their reluctance to dive into a pile of ungraded freshman essays (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/56-grading-is-miserable.html">Reason 56</a>), but they are often just as reluctant to dive into a day of writing. That is because academic writing can be profoundly unpleasant (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/28-writing-is-hard.html">Reason 28</a>). Sometimes they procrastinate by turning on the television, but more often than not they create diversionary work for themselves by reading one more book, looking up ten more articles, or spending an extra week in the archives<style><!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Cambria; panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-536870145 1073743103 0 0 415 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-unhide:no; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Cambria; mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";} .MsoChpDefault {mso-style-type:export-only; mso-default-props:yes; font-size:10.0pt; mso-ansi-font-size:10.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Cambria; mso-ascii-font-family:Cambria; mso-fareast-font-family:Cambria; mso-hansi-font-family:Cambria;} @page WordSection1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.WordSection1 {page:WordSection1;} </style>--><span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Cambria; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">—</span>all in the name of “research.” Sitting down and writing is the only way out of graduate school with a degree, but the great difficulty with which so many graduate students approach this task is your first clue (and often their first clue) that they don’t actually like what they are doing. Unfortunately, procrastination simply prolongs their misery.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ORXdiKtBqb0/T0uu6mHmXzI/AAAAAAAAANE/NYtCFEbJ-64/s1600/Vittorio_Matteo_Corcos_-_Dreams_-_1896.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ORXdiKtBqb0/T0uu6mHmXzI/AAAAAAAAANE/NYtCFEbJ-64/s320/Vittorio_Matteo_Corcos_-_Dreams_-_1896.jpg" width="269" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-18982522931627122822012-02-13T05:00:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:54.320-08:0078. It takes a toll on your health.Graduate school is hard on your mental health (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/09/68-it-is-stressful.html">Reason 68</a>), but it is also hard on your physical health. As a grad student, you spend a long time in relative poverty, and healthy living and poverty seldom go hand-in-hand. Your diet is more likely to consist of cheap processed foods than wholesome fare. Your bus rides are especially crowded during the flu season. Your workplace, the college campus, is a notoriously effective environment for the spread of illness. You spend most of your time sitting. And if you are lucky enough to have health insurance, it probably leaves you at the mercy of the student health center.<br /><br />Especially harmful is the effect that graduate school has on sleep. When you’re faced with a combination of unstructured time (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/06/61-unstructured-time.html">Reason 61</a>) and endless work (see Reasons <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/12/39-you-are-asked-to-do-impossible.html">39</a> and <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/06/62-you-have-no-free-time.html">62</a>), you’re often working when you should be sleeping. On those occasions when you have to meet a deadline, the situation is only made worse. How much sleep do you suppose a teaching assistant gets during a week when she has to read, comment on, and grade 100 undergraduate papers? In college, you might have been able to get away with too little sleep and eating poorly, but your body can only take so much. Graduate school can easily drag on for a decade (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/4-it-takes-long-time-to-finish.html">Reason 4</a>), and in the meantime you’re not getting any younger.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2ZQBiJ0IxRE/TzkdT7nXAII/AAAAAAAAAMw/rUd38RfY7KU/s1600/Michael_Ancher-The_Sick_Girl-1882.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="306" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2ZQBiJ0IxRE/TzkdT7nXAII/AAAAAAAAAMw/rUd38RfY7KU/s320/Michael_Ancher-The_Sick_Girl-1882.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-4833122925144283952012-01-30T05:00:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:54.671-08:0077. It attracts the socially inept.Graduate school demands that you spend an immense amount of time alone (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/10/69-it-is-lonely.html">Reason 69</a>). It demands sustained interest in highly esoteric subjects. And it demands that you approach those esoteric subjects with the utmost seriousness. You can see how this environment would be attractive to people who are more comfortable in their own thoughts than in the company of others. This applies across academic disciplines. While some graduate students are involved in cutting-edge medical research, others are studying the subtle aspects of postwar Croatian cinema (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/08/66-why-are-you-studying-that.html">Reason 66</a>). Oddly enough, the latter take their work as seriously as the former. Grad school can be compared to an endless fan convention at which all the participants cluster by genre or disciplinary interest, and where every individual is highly invested in a particular sub-sub-sub-genre. <br /><br />In fact, graduate school is best suited for those who are fanatical, because devotion to one’s field (measured in terms of productivity) is what is rewarded (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/12/38-tyranny-of-cv.html">Reason 38</a>). The problem for most graduate students is that they are normal people. They do not thrive in prolonged isolation, and even though they may have an abiding interest in their subject of study, it does not amount to fanaticism. In the world in which they find themselves, however, they have to both co-exist and compete with the die-hard fans (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/2-your-colleagues-are-your-competitors.html">Reason 2</a>). Earnest discussion of obscure topics, irrational in-group status jockeying, and competitive devotion may be fine for hobbyists at weekend conventions, but graduate school goes on for years. It does not take long to spot the odd characters who inhabit this environment, nor to see its effects on healthy personalities (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/03/50-you-are-surrounded-by-graduate.html">Reason 50</a>). Keenly aware of the variety of people who manage to percolate through graduate programs, academic hiring committees rely on an old-fashioned test: how will a job candidate perform in a conversation over dinner?<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zwwmwC2goKs/TyZt43osybI/AAAAAAAAAMg/p_WJfFUf5kI/s1600/Franciszek_Zmurko-Stan%25CC%2581czyk_circa1890.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zwwmwC2goKs/TyZt43osybI/AAAAAAAAAMg/p_WJfFUf5kI/s320/Franciszek_Zmurko-Stan%25CC%2581czyk_circa1890.jpg" width="216" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-20346308652843000382012-01-16T13:05:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:55.018-08:0076. There is a culture of fear.The worst fears to which graduate school gives rise are fears about the future, which stem from both immediate concerns about funding (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/17-funding-is-fleeting.html">Reason 17</a>) and long-range concerns about the miserable job market (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/8-there-are-very-few-jobs.html">Reason 8</a>). But there is another fear pervasive in academe that runs counter to a central principle of modern democracy. It is the fear of speaking freely. <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/12/75-you-can-make-more-money-as.html">Reason 75</a> saw the 2,000th comment posted on 100 Reasons, and all but a tiny fraction of those comments were posted anonymously. There is probably no American newspaper today that publishes more articles by writers using pseudonyms than the <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/Why-I-Prefer-to-Remain/45741/"><i>Chronicle of Higher of Education</i></a>. Even Professor <a href="http://www.gsas.harvard.edu/news_and_events/an_interview_with_william_pannapacker.php">William Pannapacker</a>, the patron saint of graduate-school realists (and a Harvard PhD), wrote his first columns warning people about graduate school using the pen name <a href="http://chronicle.com/article/So-You-Want-to-Go-to-Grad/45239/">Thomas H. Benton</a>. The author of a recent book about his experiences as a college instructor is known only as <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/06/books/in-the-basement-of-the-ivory-tower-by-professor-x-review.html">Professor X</a>.<br /><br />Why? Why are academics—of all people—afraid of writing (and speaking) honestly about their profession? Why do so many of those who <i>do</i> express themselves feel compelled to do so anonymously? The answer lies in the staggering power imbalance between academics and the people who employ them. That imbalance is so great because of the crippling realities of the academic job market. The consequences of offending your colleagues and superiors <i>in any way</i> can be dire, because until you have tenure (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/10/71-tenure-track-is-brutal.html">Reason 71</a>) your employment is insecure; you are easily replaced. For the same reason, untenured college instructors often endure humiliating working conditions (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/14-adjuncthood-awaits.html">Reason 14</a>). For graduate students who have not yet been hired for their first real jobs, developing a fear of saying the wrong thing is an essential success strategy. <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/p/if-you-decide-to-go-anyway.html">If you decide to go to graduate school</a>, you should know that it may be a very long time before you will be comfortable expressing yourself about subjects of considerable importance to you. <br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PPuOSZBdrsc/TxR9NTYo4zI/AAAAAAAAAMY/9vtSUJ22NxE/s1600/Norman_Rockwell_Freedom_of_Speech_1941-1945.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PPuOSZBdrsc/TxR9NTYo4zI/AAAAAAAAAMY/9vtSUJ22NxE/s320/Norman_Rockwell_Freedom_of_Speech_1941-1945.jpg" width="252" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-79845072521869377152011-12-26T05:00:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:55.362-08:0075. You can make more money as a schoolteacher.Imagine that you and your friend Sally graduate from college this year on equal footing. You decide to enter a PhD program in English, and Sally decides to become an English teacher in Mississippi. It will take your friend one year to complete the requirements necessary for her to qualify for a teaching license, during which time she will teach under supervision and be <a href="http://www.mde.k12.ms.us/ed_licensure/alternate_path.html">paid</a> based on her “bachelor’s degree status as a first year teacher.” According to the <a href="http://www.nea.org/home/49838.htm">National Education Association</a>, the average starting salary for a teacher in Mississippi is $30,090. Meanwhile, you will be one of the lucky graduate students to be given a teaching assistantship with an annual stipend of $15,000. Unlike your stipend, Sally’s salary will likely rise significantly over time; the average teacher salary in Mississippi is $44,498. However, for the sake of simplicity, let us assume that both your stipend and her salary are frozen at their starting levels and that you (miraculously) receive ten years of funding as a teaching assistant at Generic State University (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/17-funding-is-fleeting.html">Reason 17</a>). After ten years, Sally will have earned $150,000 more than you have. She will also have a decade of seniority in her profession and a secure job. <br /><br />At the same time—assuming that you are in the 49 percent of those who manage to finish a PhD in the humanities within ten years (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/02/46-you-may-not-finish.html">Reason 46</a>)—you will have just been cut loose from your program and set adrift on the <a href="http://www.insidehighered.com/advice/on_the_fence/woolf5">bleak academic job market</a>. Chances are that you won’t land a tenure-track position straight out of grad school but will have to spend a year (or two or five) teaching as an adjunct (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/12-adulthood-waits.html">Reason 12</a>). In that capacity, you might be paid as much as $4000 per class, which would amount to $24,000 if you teach six classes in a year. (Of course, you may be paying for your own health insurance.) If, somehow, you do eventually beat out the formidable competition for a tenure-track job in English, you will then have a job with an average starting salary of $51,204 (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/10/23-there-is-pecking-order.html">Reason 23</a>). At long last, you <i>might</i> have a bigger paycheck than your friend in Mississippi, but, unlike Sally, you won’t know if you’ll still have your job in five years because you’re now on the brutal tenure track (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/10/71-tenure-track-is-brutal.html">Reason 71</a>). In any event, it will be years before you catch up with her in earnings. Now imagine that Sally works in California, where the average <a href="http://www.nea.org/home/49860.htm">starting salary</a> for teachers is $41,181 and the average teacher salary is $68,093...<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-995LJSDwCG0/TvWUR75SfwI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/JDQjjldK2jU/s1600/John-Collier_Mennonite_Classroom_Pennsylvania_1942.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="236" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-995LJSDwCG0/TvWUR75SfwI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/JDQjjldK2jU/s320/John-Collier_Mennonite_Classroom_Pennsylvania_1942.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-23387970894420319962011-12-12T05:00:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:55.859-08:0074. Academic conferences.The largest academic conferences can be highly depressing affairs involving thousands of participants and hundreds of desperate job seekers nervously waiting to be interviewed in hotel rooms (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-there-are-too-many-phds.html">Reason 55</a>). Other conferences can be pleasant and collegial gatherings. In fact, the opportunity to attend regular professional meetings might be regarded as one of the “perks” of an academic career. Conferences offer an excuse to travel (and to cancel class), and a few departments still provide funding for their faculty members (and sometimes graduate students) to attend them. The ostensible purpose of an academic conference is to provide a forum in which scholars present and critique research. Rarely, however, is the emptiness of academe put on more public display than in the context of an academic conference.<br /><br />To the casual observer, an academic conference must appear to be one of the strangest of modern rituals. At <a href="http://www.mla.org/program_browse_day?day=1">various sessions</a>, speakers present their own research by reading aloud to an audience. Someone who has attended a full day of sessions will have listened to people reading for five or six hours. How well do you suppose the audience members are listening? They sit politely and at least pretend to listen, because when their own turn comes to stand up and read aloud, they would like others to extend the same courtesy to them. Sparks fly occasionally during question time, which can be mean-spirited or (less often) enlightening, but decorous boredom is typically the order of the day. The <i>real</i> purpose of the conference is to provide speakers with another line for their CVs, to which they all must add lines constantly (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/12/38-tyranny-of-cv.html">Reason 38</a>). Before you go to graduate school, attend an academic conference in the field that interests you, sit through a few sessions, and then ask yourself if it still interests you. While you’re there, get a sense of the anxiety among the attendees looking for work. For them, every conference is a gathering of competitors (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/2-your-colleagues-are-your-competitors.html">Reason 2</a>).<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r8-SEWQMo1U/TuWkmMO0NbI/AAAAAAAAALs/yXEeGtVc-DE/s1600/Martin_van_Meytens-Kaiserliche_Familie+_1763.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-r8-SEWQMo1U/TuWkmMO0NbI/AAAAAAAAALs/yXEeGtVc-DE/s320/Martin_van_Meytens-Kaiserliche_Familie+_1763.jpg" width="234" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7485237284127031802.post-72048612723189193762011-11-28T14:20:00.000-08:002017-12-31T01:33:56.209-08:0073. Perceptions trump reality.You really can build a career in academe by writing bogus nonsense (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/12/35-mumbo-jumbo-abounds.html">Reason 35</a>). You just have to persuade others to believe (or pretend) that your work makes sense and is—for one reason or another—significant. Others in your field will be willing to play along, because doing so allows them to rely on similar jargon and "theory" to produce their own work. In disciplines where research and scholarly production have little practical application, the value of scholarship rests entirely on the <i>perception</i> of its value. Where does the believing end, and the pretending begin? It is hard to say, especially with respect to one's own work. Some academics convince themselves of the importance of what they’re doing, others are plagued by doubt, while a clever few knowingly take advantage of a system that allows them to make a comfortable living. <br /><br />In academe, perceptions often trump reality. The perception that there is a comfortable living to be made by anyone who earns a PhD provides graduate programs with a steady stream of applicants in spite of the realities of the job market (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-there-are-too-many-phds.html">Reason 55</a>). Consider the academic hierarchy (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/3-your-pedigree-counts.html">Reason 3</a>), in which prestige matters much more than objective measurements of educational quality. If your university is perceived to be less than prestigious, you will be at a distinct disadvantage on the academic job market regardless of the merits of your work. Valid or not, perceptions have real consequences. When William James (quoted in <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2011/10/70-it-is-unforgiving.html">Reason 70</a>) referred to graduate school dropouts as "social failures," he was expressing a perception that can make quitting grad school a traumatic experience (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/09/11-there-is-psychological-cost-for.html">Reason 11</a>). For decades, the higher education establishment has lived off of the perception that academic degrees are worth their high price tags. If the changing perception of real estate value is any indication of what is in store for academe (see <a href="http://100rsns.blogspot.com/2010/11/27-academic-bubble-may-burst.html">Reason 27</a>), it would be a good idea to think again about betting your future on an academic career, even if you're confident that you would make a successful charlatan.<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VHMQAEDR9-0/TtP4QoUoFfI/AAAAAAAAALk/LzM0p2g2pxI/s1600/William-Ely_Hill-My_Wife_and_My_Mother-in-Law_1915.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VHMQAEDR9-0/TtP4QoUoFfI/AAAAAAAAALk/LzM0p2g2pxI/s320/William-Ely_Hill-My_Wife_and_My_Mother-in-Law_1915.jpg" width="230" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03857776640033373945noreply@blogger.com0