That's Twothingsism!
Um, two things..............
1 - This was in one of the Chicago rags yesterday:
Chicago's tough-guy persona took a beating this month when Combos, the snack food shaped like a fire log, rated the City of Big Shoulders the 46th manliest out of 50 U.S. cities based on factors such as number of NASCAR enthusiasts, barbecue restaurants, monster truck rallies and sports bars.
Um, are you fucking kidding me? Hey Combos, I am sure I can find a bunch of Chicagoans who strongly disagree and would shove some of your food products (and actual fire logs) where the sun does not shine - see if THAT takes so inviting, bitches......
2 - Across the river from where I work, a man jumped from the 28th floor of a building. Buzz filled the office about 30 minutes after it happened. Against all better judgment, I went to look. It looked like a movie set. But what puzzled me was this - how bad do things have to get when you hurl yourself off a building??? I am not trying to make light of this, and my condolensces to the family, but I just don't get it.......
But then again, what do I know..............(I think this is my new tag line)
1 - This was in one of the Chicago rags yesterday:
Chicago's tough-guy persona took a beating this month when Combos, the snack food shaped like a fire log, rated the City of Big Shoulders the 46th manliest out of 50 U.S. cities based on factors such as number of NASCAR enthusiasts, barbecue restaurants, monster truck rallies and sports bars.
Um, are you fucking kidding me? Hey Combos, I am sure I can find a bunch of Chicagoans who strongly disagree and would shove some of your food products (and actual fire logs) where the sun does not shine - see if THAT takes so inviting, bitches......
2 - Across the river from where I work, a man jumped from the 28th floor of a building. Buzz filled the office about 30 minutes after it happened. Against all better judgment, I went to look. It looked like a movie set. But what puzzled me was this - how bad do things have to get when you hurl yourself off a building??? I am not trying to make light of this, and my condolensces to the family, but I just don't get it.......
But then again, what do I know..............(I think this is my new tag line)

