Happy Pride....

....mah gay brothers and sisters.

Um....WHAT?......Oh MAN, nonononono.....

Verne Troyer, who played the character in two "Austin Powers" films filed a federal lawsuit Thursday against the gossip Web site TMZ.com and others for showing snippets of a private sex tape he made with his girlfriend.

Insert your own joke here.

OH SHUT UP!

NEW YORK (AP) -- Kanye West defended himself from criticism over his delayed performance at Bonnaroo, saying on his blog that the flak he's taken has left him "the most offended I've ever been."

There is more to the story here.

Or you can just think about his behavior in the past and shout with me....

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

R.I.P.

......shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.......

Have fun with Hedley.

My New Favorite Band

I saw this video surfing a few weeks back. After watching it about 6 times, I realized I loved the song just as much.

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet The Presets from Australia. Their newest album APOCALYPSO is out now - and I freaking love it!

Enjoy...........

Technical Difficulties

I'm having issues with getting the comment function to work. I thought I had the problem fixed.....no such luck.

So all 50...24.....4 of you trying to post will have to wait.

Please stand by................

(PS - upon viewing, it seems to be working..... *sigh* .....I don't know)

What's Happened Since I've Been Gone.....

Okay.....well, let's see.........

- The Democrats finally have a nominee for President. But I do want to say this to Hillary:

Bitch, if you dragged this out for so long that people got fed up and vow to vote for McCain and we have another 4 years of Republican pummelling, I will kick you in your nut sac.....and I don't mean Bill......

- Dubya chest bumped a cadet. The cadet immediately became retarded.

- We lost the director of Tootsie and The Way We Were.

- Indiana Jones is back and I really don't care.

- Robert Downey Jr. is back and I want to bone him.

- Iowa got the hell beat out of it by rainstorms.

- My 102 year old grandmother passed on June 3rd. I love you, Granny.

If I think of more, or if you think of more, I'll post/you post.

Where The Eff I've Been

So, why did I dash away to hide?

Well, if you REALLY want to know, email me and I'll tell you. Or maybe just follow the bouncing blog. Heck, maybe you might even feel moved to respond and learn something about yourself.....LOL, like I have that power.....oh man, I crack myself up sometimes.

But Stephen sent me this as I monitored posts on the last entry:

We miss you!! COME BACK!!! And fuck this other blogger for changing your mind about what you're doing on here. Blogs are like snowflakes and penises - - they're all different and beautiful. :)

And so, to feel like I'm back and resmashed the champagne on the bow of the ship, I say to that bastard friend who is still searching for that merkin....

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SO MUCH.

There, that felt good.

I'm sure it will be baby steps getting back into this, since I'm doing a show Weds-Suns until July 20th. But I am convinced that I have some things to say about shit that I couldn't let this just sit here.

So there you are. Let's see what happens.

Hugs and kisses and quick jabs to the rib cage,
Michael

I'm Back......

Somewhere in the world, 6 people are mildly amused.

Let's try this again.......