WAY Older Than Jesus

Ted Neeley, Jesus from the 1973 motion picture JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR, is on a farewell tour in the role that made him famous.

Now, our Lord and Savior died at 33.

Mr. Neeley is currently 64.

Praying to GOD he doesn't break a hip during the tour..........

THIS F**KING SUCKS......

.....alot.

And The Bald Gold Man Goes To......

Here's the list.

I hope the strike gets settled. Regardless of how shitty the show is, I WATCH!

At Least He Has His Real Hair

Chuck Norris thinks John McCain is too old to run for President.

McCain is 71.

Norris will be 68 in March.

I can't take anyone with such a bad rug seriously.

That is all.

Carry on.

There Will Be NO Nut Punching

I saw CLOVERFIELD yesterday.

I was highly entertained.

Thank GOD.......

I was scared more than a couple of times.

Godzilla meets Quesy Cam/Godzilla meets Blair Witch Project.

Whatever they call it, I recommend you see it.

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

The GOOD (opens today - I WILL see it this weekend):



The BAD (my office "BF" leaves today):



The UGLY:

File this under.....

....."shut the hell up, you closeted bastard!!!"

NEW YORK (AP) -- Clay Aiken, who joins the cast of "Monty Python's Spamalot" this week, says its humor was initially lost on him.

"The first time I saw it I thought it was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen in my entire life," the "American Idol" runner-up told Newsweek. "My tour drummer is the 'Spamalot' drummer, and (he) said you've got to see it again."

Aiken plays one of the leads, Sir Robin, in the Tony Award-winning musical in a stint from Friday through May 4. He told the magazine he was so sore from rehearsals he "couldn't even get off the toilet the other day."

"It hurts so bad. I don't know if it's I'm not coordinated or using muscles I never had to use before," he said.

The show is based on the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," which came out in 1975, a little before the 29-year-old singer's time.

"I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago," Aiken told Newsweek for editions on newsstands on Monday.

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The last quote reminds me of a girl I did summer stock with years ago. As a group of us watched MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, she asked if Eric Idle's Roger the Shrubber character was being played by Monty...........

Not Too Wilde

I had a little birthday dinner last night. I thought this year I wouldn't have a party, but wanted to do something. Several friends had shows of their own to do, so I gathered a few who had a free evening. Dana, Ryan, Stephen, Aaron, Matt, Andrew, and Derek joined me for a LOVELY meal at Wilde's in the Boystown area. Except for the wait (almost an hour), everything else was perfect. Then a night cap, and I called it a night. Good times, goooooooood times.........

If You Break My Heart, J. J. Abrams......

I LOVE monster movies. As a kid, I could NEVER get enough of the Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, Gamara, and Ghidrah films. Channel 7 out of Detroit would have Monster Movie Week. I would run home from school to watch them.
When they remade GODZILLA and I saw the trailer during TITANIC (the trailer was the best part of THAT trip......), I was thrilled! Then I saw the movie, and was PISSED.
Stephen's crack trailer is for the new Batman movie.

This is mine.

Now I know J. J. Abrams didn't direct - he produced. But if this movie, which has my hopes HIGH, sucks donkey dick, I will go to L.A., find Abrams, and punch him in the nuts.

Did He Sound Like George Burns?

Cop: Suspect says God made him kill, cook girlfriend.

OH. HELL. NO.

Like Revisiting An Old Friend

God, it was good to hear this again.........

...and if you have never heard this golden nugget, ENJOY........

Today!

One year today. I can't believe it.

I Forgot To.........

As 2007 has passed, there were some things I did not post about that I wanted to.

1 - Read Augusten Burrough's DRY after I got back from SC. It was given to me to read while I was on vacation, but that didn't happen. And it was given to me to read because I loved RUNNING WITH SCISSORS so much, and NOT because I have a drinking problem. After reading it, there were at least three people I wanted to buy the book for. I still may.

2 - Saw NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN. While I don't think it is the second coming of Christ as most critics are saying, it's a pretty goddamned good movie. The whole cast is wonderful, but Javier Bardem stands out for his creepy performance.

3 - I actually wrote down New Year's Resolutions this time - 15 of them. Here are a few:
- Make a short film
- Do a cabaret show
- Lose 30 lbs. (I'd love to lose 45. I am realistic.)
- Go on a date
- Get an agent
- Go to a benefit
- Put up with less bullshit

4 - I've figured out that I will do the FYYFFies at the end of the month and have three candidates from the entire 30 or 31 days. This will give all 3 of my readers something to look forward to at the end of each month. ;)

Sweet Mother of GOD, WHEN WILL IT STOP!?!?

Pop Star Leaves in Ambulance After Three-Hour Dispute With Police
By PETER PRENGAMAN, AP

LOS ANGELES (Jan. 4) - The troubled life of Britney Spears added a new chapter when the intoxicated pop star was whisked away in an ambulance after police were called to her house to help end a nearly three-hour custody standoff involving her young sons.

PEOPLE is reporting that Spears is currently on a 72-hour "mental lockdown" evaluation -- known as a "5150 Hold" in medical jargon. Being classified a "5150" means that hospital officials consider Spears to be "a danger to others, or to himself or herself, or gravely disabled."

Can we make this a 72,000 hour lockdown, PLEASE????????

*sigh*

45. Fuck.