From the Files of my job..........

I found these lovelies as I was cleaning today.

"How much does the free suscription to the magazine cost?"

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The old Director of Administration, both in age and service to the company, responded to this email from Earthlink regarding FINAL PAST DUE NOTICE:

To pastdue@xxxxxxxxxx.com
Subject: RE: Important:Final Past Due Notice

Dear Mr. Earthlink:

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And finally, from the poor translation department: (AXXX being my company - protecting the innocent....or myself)

Dear Mr.Michael Kingston,

I am YUMIKO. It is the responsibility there that the magazine has not reached that pulling down is made of under the treaty of three years from my account.
I am in trouble although trouble is applied. Since there is the February, 2003 issue, it is XXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX after it that I am asking. Please send by package.After becoming why by the end of this year, it does not become with a question about whether a magazine arrives like this. If it arrives, it will direct to reach my basis certainly. In Japan, please send certainly because the reader who needs AXXX is needed.
Would you ship, since he will surely promise Michael connection, if AXXX arrives? It is a wish. Big reliance and big trust are carried out to you in [ these ] several years. It asks. Serious damage will be produced if a magazine does not come to the origin of more than this and me. My head does not often become, either. It is safe if it is made the envelope of the orange usual by air transport. Since sea mail is uncertain, please avoid it. It prays for the further activity to allow frequent impolite mail.
You and AXXX want to work in friendship from now on.

Six Gays Share a Bathroom - Film at 11

LVC Weekend Crew - Michael, Brett, Ernie, Joe, me, and Logan

The photos from the weekend are rolling in. It's Tuesday and I'm still grinning from Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. This was one of the most relaxing and fun vacations I have had in a long time. And the great thing about it is I didn't have to go far from home. I forget I can do that. I say it all the time, but this is proof I can actually do it!!!

The worst part of the weekend? I literally got lost in a corn maze. It was an Adventure Maze. I was looking for objects. I was supposed to be looking for signs on posts. By the time I figured that out and was looking for the rest of the group, they were gone. The WORST part of it was I left my cellphone at the house. Crap....
This, however, was a minor problem. It did give Ernie and the boys plenty to laugh about.

South Bend ain't a bad little town. I feel better about the boys being there now. And I'll be back!

Thanks boys, it was SWEEEEET!........HAAAAAY RIIIIIDE!!!!!

Ahhhhhh, that was nice....

....and I'm back from a absolutely FABulous weekend in South Bend. Grand, gay, and just so wonderful. I will sleep well tonight. And I'll be smiling........

Love, Valour, Come Pour Me Another Cocktail.....

So I'm off to Michael and Ernie's in South Bend for the weekend. Also attending will be friends Logan, Brett, and Joe. It's going to be a big gay weekend to make Big Gay Al jealous. My only hope is that there is no Notre Dame football game Saturday. That would scare me.........

Have a great weekend!

It's OCTOBER?!?!?!

Seriously, this year seems to be flying by quickly. But I guess if I sit and look at it, I did two shows in 6 months, enjoyed the end of the summer, did a remount three weeks, and waited for fall to arrive. It makes sense, but it still seems crazy.

So it wasn't an inner ear infection, by the way. I have some benign vertigo. Some type of crystal has worked its way into my inner ear. When I lay on my back and turn my head to the right, my eyes take off like a one-armed bandit. To the left, I get nothing. It's annoying as shit. I stand up too quickly or look to the right too fast, and the spinning begins. As a result of this, I haven't been able to go to the gym for 4 weeks. I feel like a large tub of goo. I'm trying to eat better, but it is difficult at times. October was to be the workout month. So far, my crystally inner ear has fucked that plan up. I could use the stress release. Work is a test in patience every day. Lordy lordy, I need a vacation.....

I've just been vegging the last week, so I promise to blog more. I've got plenty to ramble about. Lucky you.......