No Sir, I Don't Like It......

.....I don't like it at all.

Pride Parade on Sunday. Oddly, I am not psyched about it as I usually am. We'll see....I'll go down there and get inspired.....or something more......

Ode to The Actors (100th post)

(Trumpets sounding, crowds cheering)

People, people, people.......shut up!!!!!!!

(Crickets)

That's better.......

On this monumentous post (okay, somewhat impor.....okay, this post), I do an ode to my new and old actor friends and the past six months:

To the casts of GUANTANAMO and FIORELLO!:

As I realize this is the first Thursday in 6 months that I don't have a rehearsal or a performance, I am a bit sad. Yet I reflect back on the past days with such happiness. It has been a great experience, probably the most memorable in a long time. I've gotten to know some great new folks and work with some dear friends and collegues again. I have learned a LOT, and am so glad I had this opportunity.

So, to Anil, Clayton, Vince, Christian, Hunter, Robert, Sean N., Ann, Larry, Don, Dana, Alanda, Bethany, Rebecca, Cassie, Maris, Jon, Brendan, Aaron, Sean S., Chuck, Dan, Alan, and P.J. - I will treasure these shows forever. You have all of my respect and friendship - much love to you all.

And to the crews and TimeLine employees (Seth, Holly, Brian, Lara, Ben, Ian, Jennie, Goldie, David P., Nick, Jason, Brennan, Linsey, Lindsey, Keith, Doug, Matt, Mike, Jason, Peter, and Tutaj and anyone else I forgot) THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! It has been my honor and my pleasure.

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Okay, now the Award show portion of our "century" post:

FAVORITE PORN STAR: Brad Benton. Oh. My. God. I love him.


BIGGEST CUNT: Ann Coulter. Kick her in her womanly parts NOW!!!!! It is not coincidence that she made these comments on 6/6/06 people......NO COINCIDENCE!!!!


FAVORITE NEW SHOW: Lovespring International. HYSTERICAL!!!


BIGGEST JACKASS: Oh, come on.....like this would be ANYONE but Dubya....

HERE'S TO ANOTHER 100 POSTS.......and to all a goodnight!

CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!!!!!

Between the show, an awards show, my job, friends and those who don't know I exist, family, and general menstral cramp syndromes, I haven't posted in a while. But this is the 99th post. Goodness, I've come so far.....I never thought I'd make it. I'd like to thank all 5 of you who read this....I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD......well, more like Queen, but you get the idea.

100's coming......buckle up your sons.........

Lighten Up, Bizatch....

Okay, first things first.....wow, what a pathetic last post. I apologize. Even after just reading it again, I was like "Someone needs an enema." Sorry. I know I can bitch on my own blog, but when I start using lyrics from Maltby & Shire songs, it's time to breathe.......

and scene..............

Sorry I haven't posted all week (I'm sure the 6 of you who read this have been panicked.....). Between the show, work, and some VERY fun recreational activities (seeing an old buddy of mine in SPAMALOT, dinners, half vacation days), I've been a bit busy to post.

We are about to begin week 5 of the run of FIORELLO, and it is selling out like a mofo. It is very nice to know - VERY nice.

Roommate situation has been alleviated and will be rectified by August, September at the absolute latest.

I am ready to hit the gym full time and attempt to quit smoking yet again (I was doing so well, goddamnit.....)

This cast, by the way, likes their liquor. My liver will not miss this show.